The Fox Network has long been known for its unwaivering commitment to producing quality original programs like When Animals Attack and Temptation Island (both of which, if I recall correctly, taught us to believe again). That strong moral compass is undoubtedly why Rupert Murdock and Co. chose to cancel O.J. Simpson’s book and accompanying television interview entitled “If I Did It,” a hypothetical confession to the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. Just to clear up any misconceptions, the cancellation had nothing (NOTHING!) to do with public outrage, sponsor withdrawal, ratings, profit loss, or the fact that anyone who saw the trial already knows how he did it.

On a side note… While searching for news articles on the O.J. Simpson book, I came across this bizarre Google ad:

If I did it?
If you did it enough, you’d need
BabySakes, the baby book superstore
www.Baby-Memory-Books.com

(…I’d say something witty, but I don’t want to spoil the moment.)