You’re no doubt familiar with Scott Peterson (pictured at right, looking absolutely heartsick at a candlelight vigil for his missing wife), now in prison after being convicted of murdering his wife Laci and their unborn son. Despite zero evidence to the contrary, Peterson still has a few groupies convinced of his innocence. These true believers include some family members led by Scott’s self-deluded mother, as well as a motley crew of (primarily female) hangers-on. If you have information for the police that gets little Scotty out of prison, you may receive a cash prize up to and including $250,000! Of course, the money doesn’t exist, but then again, neither does the exonerating evidence.

To read all about the fabled reward, jaunt on over to www.ScottPetersonAppeal.org. Currently the family is requesting that we check our hard drives for any “real time traffic video” from the day of the crime, as well as “photos, surveillance videos or satellite photos of Modesto , the San Francisco Bay and the highways in between on December 24th, 2002.” So be sure to check your hard drive, it’s probably in your Exonerating Evidence folder.

BONUS! If your information leads to Scott’s release from prison, you’ll also receive this hilarious t-shirt, absolutely free!

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