Abraham Alexander stole over $237,000 from the Cardiovascular Research Foundation, spending upwards of $11,000 of the embezzled funds on the services of dominatrix Lady Sage (right). Despite the Lady’s harsh disciplinary techniques, Abraham continued to be a bad, bad boy, and will have to give the Foundation most of his pending divorce settlement. Who knew his wife would get all bitchy about it?? Pshhh… women.
[tags]dominatrix, larceny, charity, crime[/tags]
Oh, have a heart. I’m sure he was just trying to get the blood pumping. I’d call that research, wouldn’t you?
*Note to self: Start Penile Research Foundation