Anyway, like I said, superstitious people live in India.  They migrate from around the globe, probably, congregating in small impoverished villages where they swap delusional hogwash around the campfire.

Enter the rationalists, evangelists of reality gospel.  Sanal Edamaruku, president of Rationality International, asked a well-known guru to murder him live on television, using only his tantric superpowers.  What spiritual healer could resist an opportunity like that?

Not this one, apparently.  The brutal death scene:

Comments on the Reuters site were mostly negative re: Mr Chavez’s statement.  Commenter AGobbles reaveals:

Chavez is financing the next [Sean] Penn movie. Penn plays a South American dictator who undergoes a sex change operation in an attempt to become a man. Hugo will play his wife, Gordita Nalgas, a chubby water ballet member who eats nothing but milk and twinkies. The movie has tentative titles of Last of the Red Hot Banana Lovers or Hugo Before I Go.

The same article caused less of an uproar across the pond.  Brits commenting on the same story in The Independent.  Commenter Ash1168 says:

Slander, lies, inciting hatred.. these are all crimes. Put them in a newspaper, and you can expect to be prosecuted.

Promulgate them in a public speech, and you will be prosecuted. Disseminate them in any way they can be traced back to you – same result. Why should the internet be any different?

Why indeed?  In fact, why should there be any free speech, ever, for anyone?  Someone may deem it a lie, or slanderous, or hateful.

Perhaps Ash1168 needs to quit being a sniveling totalitarian pansy.  (Please email for my home address where you can send the bobbies.)

Seattle, Sept. 5 – Frank S. Stevenson, a saloonkeeper at Snoqualmie, Wash., was found dead in a room over his saloon last night with a bullet hole through his heart. Although it is believed by some that he committed suicide on account of ill health, it cannot be explained how the revolver with which he was shot was found on a dresser six feet from him.

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“Bus Rage” Ads Scrapped After Beheading, Greyhound Nixes Ads Touting Peaceful Upside Of Bus Travel After Passenger Was Decapitated – CBS News

Canadian police charge man over bus beheading

When Mr Caton and two others returned to the bus to check on the victim, he said they saw the attacker “cutting the guy’s head off and gutting him”. Moments later, police surrounded the bus and arrested the man after a nearly three-hour standoff, an official said. “He was taunting police with the head in his hand out the window,” said Mr Caton.

(Nothing like witnessing a violent crime to thrust you into the spotlight where you belong, eh Mr Caton?)

But wait, there’s more…

Teen sexually assaulted girl on school bus, police say

The Pinellas County Sheriff’s office said Branden Allen, 18, a 16-year-old boy and a 15-year-old boy were arrested on charges of sexual battery and false imprisonment.  Authorities say the two younger male teens boarded the parked bus and acted as lookouts as Allen “sexually battered the victim despite her resistance and protestations.”

BONUS!!  Priceless comment left on another blog in response to this news story – Slightly edited for rambling:

The liens were never actually placed by the bonding agency, and last Thursday the prosecution filed a motion to haul Mohanlal’s ass (and probably the rest of him… court documents don’t specify) back to jail where he belongs.

The boy, now 18, says he “can’t understand what the judge was thinking.”  Well, perhaps the judge was simply considering the nuanced shades of gray present in any criminal case.  Even Mohanlal isn’t all bad; for instance, he always made sure he sent his victim back to class with a note excusing his absence.

Prosecutor: Bring child molestor back into custody CNN.com

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