San Francisco Chronicle

HELTER SKELTER

Bugliosi: “During your association with Charles Manson, did he frequently discuss Helter Skelter with you?”

Watson: “Constantly.”

HOW HELTER SKELTER BEGINS

Watson: “There would be some atrocious murders; that some of the spades from Watts would come up into the Bel-Air and Beverly Hills district and just really wipe some people out, just cut bodies up and smear blood and write things on the wall in blood, and cut little boys up and make parents watch…

“[Then] all the other white people would be afraid that this would happen to them, so out of their fear they would go into the ghetto and just start shooting black people like crazy. But all they would shoot would be the garbage man and Uncle Toms, and all the ones that were with Whitey in the first place. And underneath it all, the Black Muslims would know that [Helter Skelter] was coming down.

“So, after Whitey goes in the ghettoes and shoots all the Uncle Toms, then the Black Muslims come out and appeal to the people by saying, ‘Look what you have done to my people.’ And this would split Whitey down the middle, between all the hippies and the liberals and all the up-tight piggies. A big civil war would start and really split them up in all these different factions. And after they killed each other off, then there would be a few [white people] left who supposedly won. Then the Black Muslims would come out of hiding and wipe them all out.”

Bugliosi: “Wipe the white people out?”

Watson: “Yes. By sneaking around and slitting their throats.”

THE UNDERGROUND CITY

Bugliosi: “Did Charlie say anything about where he and the Family would be during this Helter Skelter?”

Watson: “Yes… Charlie used to walk around in the desert and say — You see, there are places where water would come up to the top of the ground and then it would go down and there wouldn’t be no more water, and then it would come up again and go down again. He would look at that and say, ‘There has got to be a hole somewhere, somewhere here, a big old lake.’

“And it just really got far out, that there was a hole underneath there somewhere where you could drive a speedboat across it, a big underground city. Then we started from the ‘Revolution 9′ song on the Beatles album which was interpreted by Charlie to mean the Revelation 9. So-”

Bugliosi: “The last book of the New Testament?”

Watson: “Just the book of Revelation and the song would be ‘Revelations 9′. So …in Revelations 9, it talks of the bottomless pit. Then later on, I believe it is in 10…”

Bugliosi: “Revelation 10?”

Watson: “Yes. It talks about there will be a city where there will be no sun and there will be no moon.”

Bugliosi: “Manson spoke about this?”

Watson: “Yes, many times. That there would be a city of gold, but there would be no life, and there would be a tree there that bears twelve different kinds of fruit that changed every month. And this was interpreted to mean — this was the hole down under Death Valley.”

Bugliosi: “Did he talk about the twelve tribes of Israel?”

Watson: “Yes. That was in there, too. It was supposed to get back to the 144,000 people. The Family was to grow to this number.”

Bugliosi: “The twelve tribes of Israel being 144,000 people?”

Watson: “Yes.”

Bugliosi: “And Manson said that the Family would eventually increase to 144,000 people?”

Watson: “Yes.”

Bugliosi: “Did he say when this would take place?”

Watson: “Oh, yes. See, it was all happening simultaneously. In other words, as we are making the music and it is drawing all the young love to the desert, the Family increases in ranks, and at the same time this sets off Helter Skelter. So then the Family finds the hole in the meantime and gets down in the hole and lives there until the whole thing [Helter Skelter] comes down.”

HOW HELTER SKELTER ENDS

Bugliosi: “Did he say who would win this Helter Skelter?”

Watson: “The karma would have completely reversed, meaning that the black men would be on top and the white race would be wiped out; there would be none except for the Family.”

Bugliosi: “Did he say what the black man would do once he was all by himself?”

Watson: “Well, according to Charlie, he would clean up the mess, just like he always has done. He is supposed to be the servant, see. He will clean up the mess that he made, that the white man made, and build the world back up a little bit, build the cities back up, but then he wouldn’t know what to do with it, he couldn’t handle it.”

Bugliosi: “Blackie couldn’t handle it?”

Watson: “Yes, and this is when the Family would come out of the hole, and being that he would have completed the white man’s karma, then he would no longer have this vicious want to kill.”

Bugliosi: “When you say ‘he,’ you mean Blackie?”

Watson: “Blackie then would come to Charlie and say, you know, ‘I did my thing, I killed them all and, you know, I am tired of killing now. It is all over.’ And Charlie would scratch his fuzzy head and kick him in the butt and tell him to go pick the cotton and go be a good nigger, and he would live happily ever after.”

Remember fellow countrypersons, ’tis better ten videotaped child rapists go free than one defense attorney piss himself in a fit of constitutionally protected rage.

In a country long known for its outstanding commitment to social equality, citizens were outraged after learning local police essentially ignored reports that poor women and children have been disappearing from a wealthy suburb of Delhi over the past two years.

One migrant worker told reporters that when she asked police to investigate the disappearance of her 20-year-old daughter, they laughed, saying “Why do you people have so many children if you can’t look after them?” Of course, this was before they found the dismembered remains of at least 17 women and children in the sewer behind a businessman’s residence. He was arrested, along with his faithful manservant accomplice who reportedly performed domestic chores, including light kidnapping and body disposal.

After the first wave of nausea and abject horror, I was left wondering.. since when is killing women illegal in India? I kid, I kid! Seriously though, you guys are great.

As I sit on my couch watching Good Morning America, Diane Sawyer is questioning a Newsweek reporter about how the Pope could have said what he did. Not only did he say Islam was violent, chide our television friends, the Pope also failed to mention how crusaders in the early middle ages waged war to reclaim “holy lands” in the name of Christianity. That mean old pope.

Good Morning America didn’t mention the militant muslim repsonse. Furious over the Pope’s unfair accusation that Islam is linked to violence, Muslims are trying to set the record straight. For example, one extremist Sunni group stated the Pope is “doomed” for mischaracterizing the Religion of Peace. After conquering the West, they plan to “break up the cross, spill the liquor and impose head tax, then the only thing acceptable is a conversion (to Islam) or (killed by) the sword.”

If only the Pope could be more like Diane Sawyer, and celebrate (non-Christian) religious tolerance and diversity. Just because someone wants to kill you and everyone you know doesn’t necessarily make them “violent.” Man I hate that pissy old Pope.

This comes as China works hard to clean up it’s image in preparation for the 2008 Olympics, arresting jay-walkers and fining people who cut in line. A smoking ban is in the works, and since the Chinese are apparently exceedingly fond of hawking loogies — in the street, on hotel carpet, wherever — volunteers have hit the city sidewalks with free “spitting bags.” After eradicating these terrible offenses, I assume China will get around to focusing on minor etiquette violations like genocide, state-sanctioned torture and human trafficking.

You see, the tramp–I mean, the alleged victim–was wearing a knee-length skirt. If that’s not asking to be raped, I don’t know what is. In addition, Zuma somehow surmised she wasn’t wearing underwear, clearly an invitation for violent assault.

The prosecution has argued that Zuma would have used a condom to have consensual sex with an HIV-positive partner. The fact that he didn’t use protection makes the rape scenario more plausible.

Zuma testified that her HIV status had indeed caused him to “hesitate.” But in the end he decided that he must have sex with her because in Zulu culture, leaving a woman horny and unsatisfied is tantamount to rape. “…In Zulu culture, you don’t just leave a woman,” he told the jury. “She will have you arrested and say you are a rapist.” You just can’t win with these lying bitches, can you?

Besides, he said, he figured he could wash the HIV off in the shower.

[tags]rape, crime, zuma, south africa[/tags]

Recently, a “pro-[illegal]immigrant” city council was elected and got right to the root of the problem by immediately dismantling the entire traffic department.
Although the town is 96% hispanic, there are lots of residents who aren’t keen on the council giving the green light to illegal drivers. The opposition is mostly legal immigrants who worked hard and went through all the steps of legal immigration, and now pay through the nose (it is California, after all) to maintain the roads, schools, and other tax-funded amenities that illegals use for free.

The council says it wants to make Maywood a “sanctuary city” for illegal immigrants. That’s all fine/dandy, but they’re not gonna have much of a budget with such limited tax revenue and zero traffic fine revenue. However, I’m sure they can crawl into bed with some sugar-daddy special interest groups and get along just fine.

[tags]illegal immigration, illegal aliens, crime, maywood, california[/tags]