Exploding condoms: Great at parties!
A Boston mother/ex-strip club waitress was arrested for mailing home-made condom bombs (or “bombdoms” as I like to call them) to local strip clubs. The woman said she filled condoms with an explosive combination of Drano and gasoline because she was tired of men mistreating her. Apparently subtlety isn’t her strong suit.
Radio stations bribed to play Jessica Simpson songs
This explains so much. Station programmers also allegedly accepted bribes to give air time to songs by Jennifer Lopez, John Mayor, Michelle Branch, Celine Dion and others.
Mayor accused of making prisoners hang his Christmas lights
Oh, and also fix his air conditioner. Meanwhile, the Police Chief of the same small Arkansas town was making meth to frame someone, and the Chief’s wife was taking inmates out of prison for sex. Who would have thought something like this could happen in the South?
[tags]crime, condoms, Jessica Simpson, corruption[/tags]