Hugo Chavez notices the internet

Per Reuters, Hugo Chavez is outraged that false rumors about him are appearing on the internet.  “It’s a crime,” cried Hugo, defiantly shaking his pudgy little finger at cameras.  (Chavez made no mention of his government-run media outlets  repeatedly accusing the United States of decimating Haiti with an earthquake-generating weapon.)

Comments on the Reuters site were mostly negative re: Mr Chavez’s statement.  Commenter AGobbles reaveals:

Chavez is financing the next [Sean] Penn movie. Penn plays a South American dictator who undergoes a sex change operation in an attempt to become a man. Hugo will play his wife, Gordita Nalgas, a chubby water ballet member who eats nothing but milk and twinkies. The movie has tentative titles of Last of the Red Hot Banana Lovers or Hugo Before I Go.

The same article caused less of an uproar across the pond.  Brits commenting on the same story in The Independent.  Commenter Ash1168 says:

Slander, lies, inciting hatred.. these are all crimes. Put them in a newspaper, and you can expect to be prosecuted.

Promulgate them in a public speech, and you will be prosecuted. Disseminate them in any way they can be traced back to you – same result. Why should the internet be any different?

Why indeed?  In fact, why should there be any free speech, ever, for anyone?  Someone may deem it a lie, or slanderous, or hateful.

Perhaps Ash1168 needs to quit being a sniveling totalitarian pansy.  (Please email for my home address where you can send the bobbies.)

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