Actor Daniel Baldwin detained by police
Wait… there’s a Daniel Baldwin? How many crappy actors can one woman birth?
Man convicted of keeping dead mother in freezer to collect Social Security avoids prison
Okay, I know ignorance of the law is no excuse, but who would have guessed it’s illegal to freeze mom’s corpse for purposes of defrauding the federal government? Keep your laws off my mom’s body.
Dog-cooking, tree-taking school-burner may lose job
BEIJING (Reuters) – “A Chinese headmaster, who tried to buy off colleagues by cooking dog meat for them after secretly selling off trees around the school, ended up setting fire to classrooms when the meal burst into flames, a Chinese newspaper said Friday.” Well, that’s communism for you.
Cop censured for moonlighting as a hooker
Now, I know ignorance of the law is no excuse, but…. oh never mind.