A Missouri woman, furious that her Chihuahua puppy died after being sold to her much too young, forced her way into the dog breeder’s house and attempted to dash to the basement for a new puppy. The breeder was able to wrestle her onto the front porch, at which point the grieving dog-lover assaulted the breeder by hitting her over the head repeatedly with her dead puppy. She then got in her car and drove away, all the while screaming threats and waving the dog corpse out her sunroof.
The next day she continued threatening the breeder and her family by phone. Police have not specified the nature of the threats, but they must have been terrifying. If a woman comes at you brandishing a dead Chihuahua, you know you’re in trouble. Because if she doesn’t kill you the first time, you can bet she’ll be back with an even deadlier assault weapon, like maybe a dead schnauzer. And when you see her backing up to your house with a catapult and a lifeless Burmese Mountain Dog in her pickup bed, all you can do is pray for a quick death.
Tags: assault, Chihuahua, crime, dog catapult
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Where do you find this stuff? It’s so sick, it’s funny.
Still laughing,
Teri